Long story short, a woman who lives here is sending back a commode that was ordered because it isn't big enough for her. I naturally assumed it wasn't wide enough. Turns out it wasn't deep enough. I asked how that could possibly be, and was told...
"She prefers to recline on the commode when she's sitting, and often falls asleep. She's looking for a toilet she can comfortably nap on."
Are you freaking kidding me? Turns out, they weren't freaking kidding me.
At what point in life does it become a concern if a toilet is comfortable enough to sleep on?? I'd like to die one day before that, please. I can't ever imagine saying to Mike, "Gee, honey, we need to buy a new toilet. I just can't get a good night's sleep on the john we have now."
What's next, this?
I can't stop laughing.